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Conversation #1

Happened when I was looking at the requirements for a final paper. The paper had to be 3-4 pages single spaced. That darn single spaced, I thought everyone had switched to double spacing?!

Amy: Why do teachers sign such lengthy papers? They have two choices: a really good short paper, or a longer paper full of crap.

Woody: Amy all of your papers are made up

Amy: o ya, you're right

Conversation #2

Happened while watching the Jazz game.

We just saw a African American announcer wearing an interesting color green suit

Amy: Wow that is not an attractive color suit

Woody: ya your right, that is a funny color

Amy: but he can pull it off because he's black.. if that was on a white person he'd look ugly. But this guy looks ok

Woody: ya I guess

*looking at D-will's new basketball shoes, very colorful and bright

Amy: you know what, that's another thing only black people can pull off, colorful basketball shoes. They look good on D-Will but if a white person had them on I'd just laugh

Woody: I think you're racists...