1. What came first, the kids, or the marriage?
I have a picture of me and Woody on my computer and one of my students saw it today (keep in mind that we have talked about Mr. Palmer TONS in my class)
and yes, of course it was a little girl
student: oh teacher, is that your booooyfriend?
Mrs. Palmer: Husband
student: so you have a boyfriend?!!
Mrs. Palmer: no darling, husband
Student: DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?!
Mrs. Palmer: nope no kids
Student: you can't be married if you don't have any kids!!!
Mrs. Palmer: actually, you get married before you have kids
2. Satan is real
I had a little girl give my T.A. a VERY snotty comment the other day so I had her stay in the class so we could have a chat, and we were discussing the problem and then she takes out this:
student: (very seriously) teacher, do you know who satan is?
Mrs. Palmer: yes I do
student: Satan made me do it
3. Brown vs. White
student: teacher, can a brown person marry a white person?
4. Teacher is all knowing
Student: teacher, I just can't find it
Mrs. Palmer: can't find what?
Student: my mom said it would be in here. Where is it?
Mrs. Palmer: where is what darling?
Student: she said that it's like from the bank like a receipt?
Mrs. Palmer: I'm sorry darling, I wish I could help you, but I am not sure what you are talking about. check your desk, and backpack and cubby....