He came in and as he came closer I could tell that his pants were wet.. hm...
Mrs. Palmer: Oh honey, what's wrong?
Little boy: Mrs. Palmer I was trying to come inside when I slipped and fell in a huge pile of water. And now it looks like I peed my pants, but really I didn't it was a pile of water.
(me thinking oh tragic he made it look like he peed his pants :(
Palmer: O that's alright. You know what, we'll just have you stand in front of the fan, and we'll get you dried off before anyone else comes back.
Boy: O good..... Yeah I was just trying to get in real fast because I had to go to the bathroom really bad and then I tripped and fell and I promise it's just water.
Palmer: ............... so, uh, do you still need to go the bathroom?
Boy: uhm... no not really
Palmer: O Ok...... Listen, I Promise that if you tell me I won't tell anyone, but I need to know, is that really water?
Boy: .... maybe not
He was so cute with his cover up story :) Don't worry he went home got cleaned up and came back with a fresh start
My students are funny here's two more:
Little Girl: " So at home I have this file...."
Pause, and looks at me really concerned,
"Do you know what a file is?"
After school today:
Little Girl: Oh Mrs. Palmer, you are just so lucky to have all this stuff!
How did you get all this stuff?
Mrs. Palmer: Oh, you know I bought it.
Little GIrl: you are just so lucky to have all these things AND you get to LIVE here
haha... although I feel like I live there I sure am glad that I don't!!!